veyepar: mysqlv8udfs - Writing MySQL UDFs in Javascript

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Description:	<p>MySQL offers two paths for users who want to add custom functions: SQL stored routines (SRs) and user-defined functions (UDFs).</p> <p>SRs are simple to create, safe to execute, and offer features such as SQL queries. Their downside is poor performance, clunky syntax, and no support for aggregate functions. UDFs are harder to create and can be unsafe. However, performance is about as fast as it ever gets. UDFs do support aggregate functions.</p> markdown
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2014-02-01/10_34_03.dv Apply: 11:34:03 - 12:04:13 ( 00:30:10 ) S: 11:34:03 - E: 12:04:13 D: 00:30:10 show more...

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